talking to very republican teenagers is so surreal
Antarctic fur seal pups, Arctocephalus gazella, South Georgia Island (x)
"I feel like there’s battery acid coursing through my veins and the only thing I wanna do is burn every city to the ground.”
When a project is due at the end of class and the people in your group keep goofing off
things I want to do with u
- make grilled cheese
- watch dumb movies
- make a blanket fort
- maybe kiss or something
- take selfies
- hold hands
- dance to cute music
- go for walks outside
thanks 4 playing the harry potter theme song we know how much that multi-billion dollar franchise meant to the academy with it’s total of zero awards when the series ended lmao
good job eren. just throw your scarf on her goddamn face.
mom: honey, what would you like for your birthday?! :)
mom: no silly!! i mean a REAL present!!!
"Doesn't he know anything? He's screwed!"